An Introduction to Balls!
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- 1. Jobs - having to spend the majority of your life doing something that you would rather not be doing is balls!
- 2. Taxes - taxes are balls!; they are used to pay the people that fuck us for a living.
- 3. Bills - owing money to people is never a good thing especially when you don’t have any money to give them because you spent it all last night at the Asian Spa for a three-way with that girl from Thailand that used to be a boy and his/her cousin.
- 4. Laws (some of them) - some laws are not balls! such as the laws against rape and murder and stealing things from the supply store in your middle school. Other laws that are intended to prevent victimless crimes such as me paying for a three-way with the ladyboy and her cousin at the Asian Spa ,are balls!
These are just 4 of the many things that we consider to be balls. In the future, we will be sharing with you various things that we consider to be balls on a regular basis. In fact, we have an entire category devoted to Balls! See it up there↑? Yeah, me neither and that’s balls!.
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Sex Moves
By · CommentsAccess Denied Error - When you and your pal are double-teaming a chick, he’s got her from behind, you’ve got her mouth. Selfishly, he drops his load in her, thus preventing you from using that input later (a.k.a. Blocking the Box, Road Closed Due to Bad Conditions).
Afterburner - Get well-positioned with her. Missionary or doggie works OK, here. JUST as you cum, cut a BIG fart and light it with a match. Good for an extra inch or two.
Alaskan Firedragon - Another good take off is one of the angry dragon that is called the alaskan firedragon. When a girl is giving you a blowjob, splooge in her mouth unexpectedly and plug up her mouth immediately after. Then whisper in her ear “I have syphilis” and wait for the man juice to fly out of her nose.
Beverly Hills Whiffer - This move is restricted to those women who think they’re God’s gift to the world. Find a woman of the above description. Take her home and start doggie styling her. When you’re about to blow, corkscrew two fingers into her ass, scraping as much shit as you can from her. Pull out your fingers, reach around her head to stick one finger in each nostril. Pull her head back so she can see you while you yell “So, you think your shit don’t stink now ?!”
Blumpkin - Getting a blowjob while taking a shit
Boston Tea Bag Party - When more than one guy takes turns teabagging a girl. Just at point of climaxing it is important to yell “The British Are Coming”.
Cleveland Steamer (aka “Hot Lunch”) - The act of shitting in your partner’s mouth.
Cold Faithful - Blowing your visibly-steaming load outside in the winter-time, like when you get your cock sucked on a ski-lift.
Dirty Sanchez - While doing her doggy style, you insert your finger up into her ass, pull it out and wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin shit moustache. This makes her look like someone whose name would be Dirty Sanchez.
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doo doo nasty
By · Commentsthis is some doo doo nasty stuff. you love my post and my ballz. why do you think that I want to eat the chocolate doo doo hole and i love krystals after poop time.
